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09/06/06

In a speech yesterday President Bush said that there are oil suppliers who simply don’t like America. When asked which oil suppliers did not like America, Bush said “Exxon and Sunoco.”

 

According to a White House report on terrorism, Americans are safer but not yet safe. The White House said the people who are least safe right now are Republican congressman.

 

The White House said today that they have seriously weakened the Al-Qaida network. Apparently the only network in worse shape than Al Qaida is NBC.

 

New York City Subway officials recently considered putting floodgates in subway tunnels in case of a flood. However, officials decided that a better way to stop flooding in the subways would be to install urinals.

Posted by guynico at 1:58 PM EDT
08/11/06

Gwyneth Paltrow is supporting a charity in Africa by appearing in an ad in which Gwyneth says, "I am African." As a result, Gwyneth was immediately adopted by Angelina Jolie.

 

Earlier today, 3 men of Pakistani descent were arrested after police found them with 1000 cell phones.   Police say the men didn’t commit any crimes, but anyone with 1000 cell phones has to be an A-hole.


Posted by guynico at 2:31 PM EDT
08/10/06

Earlier today, British officials arrested 21 suspected terrorists who wanted to get onboard airplanes at London’s Heathrow airport. If they’re convicted, the terrorists could get life in prison, with a two-hour layover in Atlanta.

 

This week Robin Williams checked himself into rehab because he has a drinking problem. Apparently, Williams knew he had drinking problem when he realized he was not babbling incoherently

Posted by guynico at 4:03 PM EDT

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